Try this one on for size

I don't know about you, but I am literally inundated with email. %50
junk %25 work and %25 funny stuff.

I love you guys but there has to be a better way. So, what I've done is
created a weblog called funny shtuff.

http://onlythebestfunnyassshit.blogspot.com/

Here is what you do in increasing order of involvement:

1. Do nothing - I will receive emails from everyone and then post the
stuff that makes me laugh out loud.

2. Bookmark the page and return to it regularly.

3. Spread the word!

4. If you read a joke posting, please add a comment (good or bad)!
The great thing about blogging is that you know where these things
come from and you
can see what everyone thinks. And that in itself can lead to some
pretty hilarious conversation.

5. Add a link to your web page. Again, a little support goes a long way.

6. If you want to get a regular feed you have two options.
Go to this webpage and subscribe to the newsfeed and
anytime we put up something new you will hear about it.

OR

7. If you want to become a member and post directly, email me. When you
do this you will automatically be sent an email with every new post if
that is what you so desire.

Thanks,

Your friend,

Kevin

"Do I amuse you?..."

Controversy about our "Web 2.0" service mark. Read the first comment at the bottom. Hilarious!

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The license is a only $5,000 for your state and the reason we have kept it
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Regards

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CEO
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